so i got sauced on the town with bettie boop, tia dalma, dead girl, and the lovely peg bundy (in drag). i made seal noises in toppers cuz they put anchovies on my pizza, tried to beat up a yetti, had an air bass competition with a metal-head, fell over onto a ferret, kissed the neighbor's pumpkin, broke my hose clamp, messed with the churchie guys with the picket sign that said something about going to hell, met the mario brothers, had an underpants party, trick or treated, got egged, and gave a poor unsuspecting young lass her first sip of booze, my friend and yours, sailor jerry. peg got a football star to sign her chest.
boys in drag make me happy
smash snapped my deck. so i'm going to tear his face off and make him wear it as a codpiece.